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Lets talk about our beards! But also:

I find people who use straight razors to be pretentious. I find myself to be extremely ostentatious for using the word pretentious.

Thoughts? :fear:
 

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I just use a knife. :)
 

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lol.. You wish. I use a straight razor to shape the cheekline of my beard and shape the sideburn/temple area. I get cleaner lines that way. I don't tell anybody that I use it though because of people like you Vin!!
 

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To each his own. I hate shaving, and trimming, so once a month, like a toddler, my wife pins me down and cleans me up.

It's scheduled for tonight actually. We'll see who wins. I do know this, she can't make me take a bath.
 

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To each his own. I hate shaving, and trimming, so once a month, like a toddler, my wife pins me down and cleans me up.

It's scheduled for tonight actually. We'll see who wins. I do know this, she can't make me take a bath.
On the books for a cleaning huh.. You're trusting. My wife hates my beard, she would just chop the whole thing off..
 

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lol.. You wish. I use a straight razor to shape the cheekline of my beard and shape the sideburn/temple area. I get cleaner lines that way. I don't tell anybody that I use it though because of people like you Vin!!
:D I should have put "no offense." :cheers1:

To each his own. I hate shaving, and trimming, so once a month, like a toddler, my wife pins me down and cleans me up.

It's scheduled for tonight actually. We'll see who wins. I do know this, she can't make me take a bath.
This made me LOLz.

On the books for a cleaning huh.. You're trusting. My wife hates my beard, she would just chop the whole thing off..
I recently shaved all my facials, due to a need to present myself at work in a more professional manner. :2thmup:
 

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I recently shaved all my facials, due to a need to present myself at work in a more professional manner. :2thmup:
I just chopped the 4 month beard a week ago today.. I'm upset about it too. Growing it back out. I felt like I needed to look more professional as well, and to please the wife. Now my face just looks hella fat lol. Need to start a beard thread. Dirty paracord loving hippies always have beards.
 

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I'm single and they don't particularly care about my beard at work as long as I keep it trimmed up. Gotta love the pool bidniz! I agree on the beard thread.
 

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On the books for a cleaning huh.. You're trusting. My wife hates my beard, she would just chop the whole thing off..
Mine likes it. Without it I look ten and timid. With it I am a force to be reckoned with.

I won last night by the way, and am still super shaggy.

I'm single and they don't particularly care about my beard at work as long as I keep it trimmed up. Gotta love the pool bidniz! I agree on the beard thread.
When I was single I went full crazy man beard so the ladies would know what to expect.

Or at least they would have had I not scared my crazy man beard. '
 

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Mine likes it. Without it I look ten and timid. With it I am a force to be reckoned with.

I won last night by the way, and am still super shaggy.
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Congrats lol. I let the neck and cheek line go for a week, and just buzzed it all down to a weeks growth last night so I can have an even starting point... I swear to you I gained 15 lbs and dropped 7 years. Can't wait for it to come back.
 

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I know the feeling. Right before we had my daughter I shaved, she's six now. She thought it was her uncle in all the baby pics (my brother) as she only knows me with a full beard.

I shaved it once to show her it was me, all she did was point and laugh....
 

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Lol that was quick. Only problem is most bearded guys cringe at the thought of a razor.. razors & beards don't mix..
 
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