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Post to this thread your most personally held beliefs and I will spear it to death with my ceaseless logic and need to prove how smart I am. I will go first.

I like grilled cheese sandwiches.
 

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Wrong. You are lactose intolerant and the only thing you like is children named Frank who bring you Doritos Cool Ranch in the kiddie pool you keep outside for baths.
OK, so wait. Then who likes grilled cheese? Austin or Keith? Or Havasu? Or is this Naekid? I'm so confused.

Anywho, I like Scotch.
 

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I do not like dogs.
Wrong, you love dogs, what you don't like is having to force them into silver mines to haul heavy buckets of ore.

I don't like it either.

OK, so wait. Then who likes grilled cheese? Austin or Keith? Or Havasu? Or is this Naekid? I'm so confused.

Anywho, I like Scotch.
I am all. I see all.

Wrong, you like whiskey. Nothing you drink is from Scotland. If it says so on the label it's just Boons farm in a fancy bottle.
 

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I am all. I see all.

Wrong, you like whiskey. Nothing you drink is from Scotland. If it says so on the label it's just Boons farm in a fancy bottle.
Oh noes! It's been a ruse all along! I feel so cheated!

You are so wise and always right and shall be dubbed my mini-Jedi-DemiGod-Buddha-Gandhi-thingy!
 

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Oh noes! It's been a ruse all along! I feel so cheated!

You are so wise and always right and shall be dubbed my mini-Jedi-DemiGod-Buddha-Gandhi-thingy!
Wrong, I am not India, nor am I from space.

I have more in common with Koresh. Technically.
 

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Wrong, I am not India, nor am I from space.

I have more in common with Koresh. Technically.
Creepy, but cool at the same time! :cheers2:
 
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